Friday, May 8, 2009

Today

I had this great angel/devil-on-your-shoulder moment today. You see, there’s this dude who always sits with his dumb sign outside of the abortion clinic. As I was leaving with a fresh abortus, I wondered if I should show it to him. The angel, naturally, said “no way.” Surprisingly the devil agreed claiming “you can do so much more evil if you stay employed.”

1 comment:

Kristin said...

You have to pick up aborted things? Somehow that seems even grosser than picking apart poo or dealing with other disgusting bodily fluids.
What kind of medical info could be gleaned from an abortus?

I'm glad your angel and devil are working together to keep you out of trouble, even if only to cause more trouble at a later date.